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How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?   – On the rocks

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?   – Leeks

What’s the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?   – Follow the captain

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied “off course.”

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.  – That’s more than can be said for his ship.

The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi’s last hooker.

What’s the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?    – Nothing, the bottoms dropped out of both.

Comedian John Pinette on Chinese buffets:

Occupy Capitol Hill

Batman Interrogation

By CollegeHumorOriginals:

The Uncut Charlie Sheen Roast

Here it is, folks, and let me tell you, it is well worth watching. I haven’t laughed that hard and that much in a long time. To get around copyright issues, they reversed the entire thing, so it’s like a mirror image. You won’t even notice except for the few moments when there’s text on-screen.


It’s been hard for me to resist the temptation to order these up. VistaPrint.com has lots of free business cards; just pay five bucks for shipping…

Pic of the Day – 10/26/11

One roll of clear packing tape:  $4.00

Massive amounts of packing peanuts:  Stolen

Co-workers with too much time on their hands on April 1st:  PRICELESS

The Light Bulb

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made soft buzzing noises…
My co-worker (who’s blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was “Crazy” and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, “What in the name of GOD are you doing?”
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, “You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.”
I jumped down and walked out of the office…
When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, “..And where do you think you’re going?!”
She said, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark!”

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