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Balloon-Filled Room

While their housemate was out of town, two guys inflated 2,269 balloons and entirely filled his bedroom with them. It took them three and a half weeks, but it was completely worth it for his reaction. Holy fucksticks, indeed.

Although they joke in the video that what to do with all the balloons is their housemate’s problem, they did actually help him clean up—using spiky sticks rigged up with tape and nails:

Types of Laughter

YouTubers Tripp and Tyler demonstrate different types of laughter.

The Dead Mule

A guy buys a mule for $100 on Craigslist. A month goes by, but he still hasn’t received delivery of the mule. He calls the seller.

“Oh, so sorry, but that mule has gone and died.”

“Well, what about my $100?”

“Oh, so sorry, but I gone and spent it.”

“Well, then go ahead and send me the dead mule.”

A couple more months go by. The seller is naturally curious what the buyer did with his new dead mule. So he calls the buyer up and asks.

“Oh, that dead mule made me $598 dollars.”

“What? How did you pull that off?”

“Well, I held a raffle. Two bucks a ticket.”

“Wasn’t the winner upset when he found out his mule was dead?”

“No, he got his two dollars back.”

Happy Easter, Everyone!

easter post

Highway Prank On Sleeping Wife

This guy slept on the couch that night.

Toilet Paper Prank

This girl deserves an award for putting up with her boyfriend.

Jimmy Kimmel challenged parents to pretend they’d eaten all their kids’ Halloween candy, and videotape the results. There’s quite a bit of crying. I am going to hell for laughing at this.

10 Great Practical Jokes

Three Proofs

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3. He didn’t get a fair trial

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father’s business

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married

2. He was always telling stories

3. He loved green pastures

 

But the most compelling evidence of all – 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

 

Can I get an AMEN!

 

Poor sap. Sure didn’t see it coming…

Click here to view the TED video.

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