A guy buys a mule for $100 on Craigslist. A month goes by, but he still hasn’t received delivery of the mule. He calls the seller.

“Oh, so sorry, but that mule has gone and died.”

“Well, what about my $100?”

“Oh, so sorry, but I gone and spent it.”

“Well, then go ahead and send me the dead mule.”

A couple more months go by. The seller is naturally curious what the buyer did with his new dead mule. So he calls the buyer up and asks.

“Oh, that dead mule made me $598 dollars.”

“What? How did you pull that off?”

“Well, I held a raffle. Two bucks a ticket.”

“Wasn’t the winner upset when he found out his mule was dead?”

“No, he got his two dollars back.”