Yesterday, somewhere between Albertsons and North Park Produce, I lost my shopping list. Luckily I only needed a few things from NP Produce, and I think I remembered them all. I got a couple extra things just in case. Rich mentioned something like, "Someone's going to pick up your list and they'll know what we have in our house." Ooooooo… big whoop. But Rich & I like to spin scenarios for fun, like movie plots or novels or whatnot. So we tried to imagine a shopping list, that if found in a Wal-Mart parking lot, would prompt one to call the police. Here's what our dark, twisted minds came up with:
50' nylon rope
00 shot
Shovel
50# bag lime
Plastic sheeting / Tarps
Bleach
Tube socks
Duct tape
Pliers
Curling iron
Extension cord
Garden shears
Pry-bar
Ski mask
I know, we're sick. This is how we pass the time on an hour commute.
Can you all come up with any additions? Let's hear yours!
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LOL!! What are the tube socks for??
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You forgot the skin lotion. "It puts the lotion in the basket."
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The tube socks would be used for gags, followed shortly after by the duct tape.I figure a person like this would already have a smart collection of knives, and the shotgun.
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OMG LOLOLOLOLOf course! GREAT reference!Thanks, Doug!
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A hacksaw and blades … (or … more mysteriously … a pruning saw. Limb saw … get it?)
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Good one! I thought about loppers, but didn't think people would know what those are. A hacksaw would be better for… larger pieces.
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Some bolt cutters, a baseball bat and pruning shears.
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