Scotland’s response to the New Zealand All Black’s Maori Haka.
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The Sydney Symphony invited their Facebook fans to change the lyrics of the iconic opening chorus of Carmina Burana to whatever they liked, and they would get the fabulous Sydney Philharmonia Choirs to sing the winning entry. They received a huge number of entries about a range of topics. Matthew Hodge’s entry, an Ode to Sleep Deprived Parents and was declared the winner!
A Mom’s Life, set to the William Tell Overture:
Cart driver in the airport simulating the warning sound of his vehicle. He zipped past this guy about 5 times making the sounds before he finally pulled out his camera.
I defy you not to laugh.
A guy buys a mule for $100 on Craigslist. A month goes by, but he still hasn’t received delivery of the mule. He calls the seller.
“Oh, so sorry, but that mule has gone and died.”
“Well, what about my $100?”
“Oh, so sorry, but I gone and spent it.”
“Well, then go ahead and send me the dead mule.”
A couple more months go by. The seller is naturally curious what the buyer did with his new dead mule. So he calls the buyer up and asks.
“Oh, that dead mule made me $598 dollars.”
“What? How did you pull that off?”
“Well, I held a raffle. Two bucks a ticket.”
“Wasn’t the winner upset when he found out his mule was dead?”
“No, he got his two dollars back.”